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M_I_SForEver

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Twenty years.

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Twenty years of slaving away
so my family wants for nothing.

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I never counted the hours.
Why not?

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You tell me. Why not?

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Work to home, home to work...
Not a single affair.

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I never moved an inch. Nothing!

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I'm a model citizen.

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I don't smoke, seldom drink,

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I recycle my waste...

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I even bought the Enfoirés album.

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I say all this so you won't judge me
by what you see.

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Yep, it's all my fault.

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And it can happen to any one of us.

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Anyone.

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But I'd rather you judged that
for yourself.

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TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM

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{\an8}Mom, where are my flowery socks?

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{\an8}Second drawer!

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{\an8}Come and get it, kids!

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Breakfast!

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Quit yelling!

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There you go, Jojo.

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- He's a real pain.
- You too.

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Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths!

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Quit yelling, first thing!

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You've got feet like Gollum!

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I can't take it.

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It can't be me, they wouldn't fit.

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Stop lying!

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So I'm a liar now?
You two are always arguing!

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Give me my toast!

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Don't touch me, Maxime!

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Are you quite done?

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Bon appétit, my darlings.

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Honey, can you help me out
with this contract?

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No school for me,
I'm going back to Auntie's wedding.

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Stop it, that was two weeks ago.

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She'll remarry in a year or two!

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Arthur, don't say that!

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It's true!
I've been to two of her weddings.

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When's the third?

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Soon, Auntie's hot to trot.

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What's "hot to trot"?

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Honey? You explain it.

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Hot to trot...

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means you're in a big hurry.

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OK.

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You'll see to it?

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- Where's your company lawyer?
- On vacation.

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Weren't you a lawyer?

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In another life.

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Why did you stop?

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I got fed up of paunchy businessmen.

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I wanted to take care of Batman.

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Come on, hurry up.

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Why, are you hot to trot?

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No, but I want you to be
at school on time.

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You've got 20 minutes.
Come on!

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Have a nice day, Dad!

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- You too, kids.
- See you later!

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Quit yelling!

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You understand what he says?

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Sure.
Nah-nah-nah is easy.

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- Hi, Maria.
- Hello!

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Hello, Mr Antoine!
Haven't seen you in ages.

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Which means I'm late.
What happened to you?

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How so?

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You're limping.

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I have a short leg.

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Yeah? Since when?

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I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine.

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Well, bravo!

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I didn't know.

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Honey, she's worked for us
for seven years.

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Remember to look at that contract.

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- What was that?
- Nah-nah-nah!

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I'll send you my invoice later.

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How about I pay you in kind?

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Four kids all day?
It'll cost a bomb.

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Lucky you don't count me.

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For you, it's free.

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I love you.

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Siri, how long for me to get to work?

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<i>Alright, Antoine,
I'll calculate the time to your office.</i>

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<i>It will take you 25 minutes.</i>

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Great!

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<i>Have a nice day, Antoine.</i>

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Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom!

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Sorry, sorry.

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Mom, I've got a headache,
I can't go to school.

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Go down, I'll give you some meds.
And feed the fish!

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- Yes, Mom!
- I'll be right back, Jojo.

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Mom, where's the iPad?

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- Coffee table.
- Thanks!

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Mom, there's no hot water!

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- Maria, I put a wash on.
- Very well, ma'am.

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I declared 30 hours for you this month.

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That's great, ma'am.

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Mom, there's nothing
on the coffee table.

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Maybe the sofa?

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Here I come!

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I'm throwing a bomb.

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Here, young lady.

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You should have said
to check the sideboard.

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If you can play video games,
you can't be sick.

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I am a bit.

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Mom, where's my schoolbag?

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- I brought it down.
- You should have said!

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- I never touch your Instagram.
- Liar, I can tell!

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So don't leave it open.

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- I don't!
- You don't know anything.

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Yes I do!

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I won't be back before lunch,
I have to see a few people.

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See you later.
Hurry, kids!

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BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY

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Lovely car, Mr Mercier.

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Oh no, not him.
Not at 8.28am!

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About the AC.

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48 of our workers
want it turned down a notch.

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Did you read the report on the dangers
of overusing AC?

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I sent it to you.

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I had an email from Hélène Girard...

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who has a persistent cough.

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No need, thanks.

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It's important, we need to sort it out.

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I wanted to give you my reassessment
of days off

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when I got here at 7.58 on the dot
but you weren't here

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so I sent it by Intranet.

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Yes... Could you shift that rabbit?
It's blocking the entrance.

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Of course!

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BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY

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- Hello, Mr Mercier.
- Hello, Camille.

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- Hello, Christine.
- Hello, Mr Mercier.

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Tell Gaudin I want his proposals
by lunch.

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And Lacaze can use sales staff
to set up his Karsher stand.

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Thanks, Christine.

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I need a conference call with Paris
regarding regional strategy.

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Write me a letter to the union rep,
he keeps collaring me about the AC

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or water fountain.

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Didier Richaud.

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The one who goes on about Intranet.

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- Yes, Didier Richaud!
- Oh, Christine...

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Next time, lock the door
when Chassagne's grandson comes.

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The mess he made!

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I know!
Good thing you could replace the glass.

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- Good thing.
- Your coffee.

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Thanks, Christine.

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There.

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HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR

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It isn't even sunny!

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Hello, Mr Dicaprio.

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Hello, girls.

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Ridiculous.

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I'm back!

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Shit.

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Barbecue this weekend?

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I'll tell you about our honeymoon!

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Stop it, Maxime!

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You suck, Chloé!

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- Go play somewhere else!
- Arthur's in love!

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- It's smoky.
- It's a barbecue!

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- Your wife's?
- Yes, a hairdryer.

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Come on, Jojo!

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I love being on vacation.

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After the honeymoon,
I'm already planning another trip.

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I know what my next destination is:
Mikonos.

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I saw a friend's Instagram photos.

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Looks am-az-ing!

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We were meant to go.

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We'd even booked it.

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And?

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I got pregnant with Arthur.

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Maxime!
Antoine, stop him with that hose!

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Cut it out, Maxime!

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Come on, Jojo,
one last spoonful for Mommy.

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Well, I'd better get changed.

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Oh yes, it was in 2007.

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No, 2007 was Ibiza!
Don't you remember?

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I gatecrashed Pauline's trip.
Then stole her boyfriend.

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- Oh yes, the Hungarian.
- No, the millionaire.

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He threw that party for my 30th.

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No, I couldn't come,
I was having Chloé.

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- Jimmy, that's it!
- Kiki.

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No, Jimmy, not Kiki.

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- Did he say Kiki?
- Yes.

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Kiki means pee.

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That's great that you asked.

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Auntie couldn't know.
I'll be right back.

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Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom.

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- Off with you.
- Kiki!

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Your Jojo is pretty well built.

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- You're mental!
- It was an accident!

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It really hurt.

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Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot?

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Enough! Now go.

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You'll be lucky to find a girl like me!

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Dad says to lay the table,
it's almost ready.

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OK!

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Despite having four kids,

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and a crazy schedule,
you never complain and we all benefit!

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Thanks.

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Plus all the work you do...
Let's raise a glass

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to congratulate you.

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Antoine, bravo!

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The best chipolatas ever!

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And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds.

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There.
And to my chipolatas!

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Bravo!

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Come on, everyone.

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To the chipolatas!

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Emma, why are you clapping?
You're eating pasta.

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- I want pasta too!
- Quit yelling!

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Slow sugars.
She has a tennis match later,

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to qualify for the regional Masters.

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Wow!

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- We're focused on it, right, honey?
- Sure, Dad.

218
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Why don't our kids do sport?

219
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I do sport!

220
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Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo,
Arthur used to do basketball

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but gave up.

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You did?
And you let him?

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That's a mistake. Emma wanted
to quit tennis when she was 13.

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We kept her at it.

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She's all the happier for it.
Right?

226
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You're a happy girl, aren't you?

227
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See, honey?
You put them in the wrong school.

228
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The right school is soooo important.

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School is so important.

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I can't stand to be next to you!
Arthur, switch places.

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No, no.

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No? But that's my place.

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Well, I'm here now.

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- Who do you think you are?
- I'm your elder!

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Are you kidding?

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Mom doesn't take Auntie's place
every time she gets up.

237
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Now move!

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In your dreams!

239
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Eat up the chipolatas.

240
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What did you say?

241
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Being an elder brother
doesn't give him rights.

242
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I'm not the eldest,
Audrey is the big sister.

243
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You look much older, Mom!

244
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Are you crazy?!

245
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Honestly!

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- What are you doing?
- I thought we wanted to make love.

247
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"We"?

248
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Something wrong, honey?

249
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I can tell you need a massage.

250
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No, I'm fine.

251
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I'm just tired.

252
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She's tired.

253
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Something wrong?

254
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My love, what's the matter?

255
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Why do I look older than my sister?

256
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So that's it!
Skip it, kids talk garbage.

257
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Your sister's just tanned,
so obviously, she...

258
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Why aren't I tanned?

259
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That's to do with...

260
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,642
pigmentation.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.

261
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,392
I'm not tanned
because instead of vacationing,

262
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,017
I make breakfast, dinner,

263
00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:16,183
change Joseph seven times a day,

264
00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:18,850
run around for you all,

265
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,683
do the kids' homework, then at night,

266
00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:25,392
put on sexy nightwear
so my husband has the hots for me.

267
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600
Well...

268
00:14:28,308 --> 00:14:31,017
That works extremely well,
let me tell you.

269
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,558
I want a standing ovation too!

270
00:14:33,725 --> 00:14:35,558
Is that what annoyed you?

271
00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:36,642
Is it?

272
00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:41,017
The applause was for us,
for our hospitality. For you too.

273
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:42,808
Especially your kebabs.

274
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:44,892
Chipolatas, not kebabs.

275
00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:47,767
Much more difficult to do.

276
00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,642
And mine were very tender.

277
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,558
Unlike you.

278
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,433
I don't know what's wrong with you
but it isn't my fault.

279
00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:01,767
So... good night.

280
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,017
See you tomorrow.

281
00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:09,642
I'm sick of having no time for myself,
like my sister has.

282
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,850
For me, it's the kids,
always the kids...

283
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:13,933
Oh come on.

284
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:18,350
Once you've dropped them at school,
you've got all day.

285
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,517
- Are you serious?
- It's a question of organization.

286
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,767
You're home by 9am at the latest.

287
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,725
You've got till 5pm
to do whatever you like.

288
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,808
- Right?
- 4.30.

289
00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:32,350
OK, 4.30.

290
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,767
Meanwhile, where am I all day?

291
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,975
At the office, much less fun.

292
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,517
But I don't complain.

293
00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:42,100
I can pick the bread up
if it makes things easier.

294
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:48,933
Frankly I'd swap places with you
in a heartbeat.

295
00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:51,433
Really?

296
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,058
You want to swap places?

297
00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:57,308
Of course.

298
00:15:57,475 --> 00:15:58,642
Fine.

299
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:01,850
Good night, honey.

300
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,183
They want to try clothing.

301
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,308
That's interesting, Dicaprio.
Produced where?

302
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,683
Good question, Mr Chassagne.

303
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,017
Bangladesh. Guess why.

304
00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:25,308
To minimize costs, of course.

305
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,100
- Is Sarah well?
- Fine, she sends her best.

306
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:31,808
How's that little scoundrel,
your grandson?

307
00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:34,225
In hospital. Bronchiolitis.

308
00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,683
- Mr Chassagne.
- A problem?

309
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:41,475
It's the cleaner
we hired two weeks ago.

310
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:43,475
What did she steal?

311
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,558
Some wing nuts, sir.

312
00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:47,641
Wing nuts, François.

313
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,016
Did she take many?

314
00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,266
Four.

315
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:53,975
A box of six costs 3.45 euros,
so the value is 2 euros.

316
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,641
2.30 euros.

317
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,892
Well, with the right kind of warning...

318
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:04,183
Excuse me,
I know HR is your department

319
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,933
but this calls for zero tolerance.

320
00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:11,517
She's young, if we don't come
down hard, she'll do it again.

321
00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,975
Today, four wing nuts.
What next?

322
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:18,308
25 cubic meters of mortar?
Is that what you want, Antoine?

323
00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:22,433
No, when I say "warning",
I intend to take measures.

324
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,975
Maybe a two-day suspension.

325
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,725
Two? Four, I say!

326
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,850
With no pay. Mr Chassagne?

327
00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:30,017
Perfect!

328
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,642
One week, without pay.

329
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:36,017
- And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts.
- That's better!

330
00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:39,433
500!
And suspend her for a month.

331
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,642
Two months and 1000 nuts.

332
00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:44,183
2000.
And a 3-month suspension.

333
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,142
3500 nuts.

334
00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:47,475
- 10,000.
- 20,000.

335
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:48,475
50,000 nuts!

336
00:17:48,642 --> 00:17:50,058
- 75,000.
- 100,000!

337
00:17:50,225 --> 00:17:53,433
Impossible, that's more
than our complete stock!

338
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,142
Let's be sensible.

339
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,850
Antoine, don't beat about the bush,
just fire her.

340
00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:02,808
Assume your responsibilities,
be a man!

341
00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:06,642
It's tough but we have no choice.
It's her or us.

342
00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:08,767
- Her or us.
- Of course.

343
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,975
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.

344
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:15,517
Say, Dicaprio,
are you any relation to the actor?

345
00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,392
We share a few Sicilian cousins.

346
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,433
- There's a family resemblance.
- So I'm told!

347
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:27,017
He's a typical know-all,
who never listens.

348
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:28,600
You could slap him.

349
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,517
Forget work, honey, it'll do you good.

350
00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:34,433
Yes, yes, you're right.

351
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,058
Good day, kids?

352
00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:39,392
No, Griezmann was injured
playing for Barça.

353
00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:40,850
Doesn't he play for France?

354
00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:42,725
His club is Barcelona.

355
00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:43,808
It's not hard!

356
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:46,975
Since we're all here,
I have an announcement.

357
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,183
Football's crap.

358
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,392
You still like Mbappé on Instagram!

359
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:53,850
I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days.

360
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:56,225
He boasts about
being called Dicaprio.

361
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,558
They have shared cousins.

362
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:01,225
In Sardinia.
Or is it Sicily?

363
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,100
Well, don't say I didn't tell you.

364
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,475
Yes... it's Sicily.

365
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:09,017
Is there any dessert?

366
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:11,933
Mom? What's for dessert?

367
00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:17,808
So four people deny it
but you insist that you told us!

368
00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:19,975
I just can't believe it!

369
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:24,808
It's just for a few days.
You went to Scotland a while back.

370
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,183
Don't mix things up.

371
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:30,683
Paul and I went salmon fishing
but it was a seminar.

372
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,183
Totally different.

373
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:36,725
And you didn't even bring a kilt back.

374
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,225
Pity.

375
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,600
You could have worn it
with nothing underneath.

376
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,183
Don't, it isn't funny.

377
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,725
There is no "nothing underneath".
Where are you going?

378
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:51,725
Mikonos... I always wanted to visit
the Cyclades with Audrey.

379
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,892
The Cyclades, yeah.

380
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,892
No.

381
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,517
- You're all tense.
-Yes, I'm tense!

382
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,308
You know I want the GM job.

383
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:05,225
You ditch me
just as Tom Cruise is moving in!

384
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,517
It's not cool.

385
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,642
It's just ten days, honey.

386
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,975
Your promotion comes up
in six months.

387
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,475
How am I going to manage?

388
00:20:14,642 --> 00:20:17,933
You wanted to be in my shoes,
so enjoy it.

389
00:20:18,142 --> 00:20:19,725
Free from 9 till 5.

390
00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,183
4.30.

391
00:20:32,017 --> 00:20:36,183
It's all here. Collect Maxime,
drop him at judo with Camille.

392
00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:39,392
Then take Joseph
for his DT-Polio booster

393
00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:42,100
before picking up Chloé and Anna.

394
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,017
Maxime will be waiting for you
at Léon's.

395
00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:48,433
Remember to take Anna to
her grandma's, near the bookshop

396
00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:50,767
that stocks the manual Arthur needs.

397
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,017
Evening meals are in the fridge.

398
00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:56,600
That was Monday, which is a quiet day.

399
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,683
Now Tuesday...

400
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:01,350
Antoine, what's wrong?

401
00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:04,142
No, I'm fine, it's just...

402
00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:06,850
I'm just wondering
what to tell the kids.

403
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,475
They won't take it well.

404
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,642
Seriously...

405
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,267
- Bye, my love.
- Enjoy your trip!

406
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,475
Yes, ten days!

407
00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:17,433
Mom, can I have a party?

408
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:18,975
Ask your dad.

409
00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:20,600
We're on.

410
00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:21,725
I said no!

411
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,808
Saturday night?
Relax, he'll say yes.

412
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,600
I can hear you, I said no!

413
00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:30,225
Saturday's perfect.
So... Yeah, great.

414
00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:33,433
The Greeks are small, not like Nikos.

415
00:21:33,642 --> 00:21:34,558
Max?

416
00:21:36,725 --> 00:21:39,017
My love, my darling.

417
00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:41,225
You can't go, Mom.

418
00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:44,225
Not ten days, ten minutes,
or even ten seconds.

419
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,558
Why not, honey?

420
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:49,558
It's like a clock.
With no pedals, it won't work.

421
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,933
- Pedals?
- Yes!

422
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,350
The pendulum!

423
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,267
Can I have a drone anyway?

424
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,058
Yes!

425
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,558
This vacation will do you good.

426
00:21:59,308 --> 00:22:00,350
Mom's leaving!

427
00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:03,642
I'll add you to the moms'
WhatsApp group.

428
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:04,850
No need.

429
00:22:05,017 --> 00:22:07,017
- Plus the judo group...
- No, no.

430
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:08,975
I'll do the rest in the cab.

431
00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:11,725
- Bye, Mom.
- Goodbye.

432
00:22:12,558 --> 00:22:13,808
Goodbye, Mom.

433
00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,308
Bye, Mom.

434
00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,350
Jojo!

435
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,725
I'm going on a trip.

436
00:22:33,183 --> 00:22:34,308
I love you.

437
00:22:34,475 --> 00:22:35,475
I love you too.

438
00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:37,183
Enjoy yourself.

439
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:41,142
I love you.

440
00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:46,850
<i>Help, moms,
I need the poem they had to learn...</i>

441
00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:49,558
<i>- When is the maths test?
- Thursday, last Geography class...</i>

442
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,100
Kiki!

443
00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:06,683
Oh no!

444
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:07,850
Kiki!

445
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,017
You're a big boy now,
you can let me know!

446
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,475
Damn!

447
00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:16,433
- You did that?
- No, <i>you </i>did!

448
00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:18,808
- I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt!
- He said you did!

449
00:23:19,017 --> 00:23:20,558
- It's you, then!
- No!

450
00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:23,683
Then why is there no holes
in his T-shirt?

451
00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,850
Bang-bang, come on!

452
00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:31,142
What's the matter now?
You're dead! What are you going to do?

453
00:23:31,308 --> 00:23:32,850
Ooh, a machine gun!

454
00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:35,808
Dad, mind the zombies!

455
00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:38,058
- Maxime...
- Boom, you're dead!

456
00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:40,850
Gimme a potion.

457
00:23:41,058 --> 00:23:43,017
- Tidy up afterwards.
- Tidy up?!

458
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,767
What are you doing?

459
00:23:58,808 --> 00:24:00,308
Go get dressed!

460
00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:02,933
Get up, boys, we're late.

461
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,350
Come on, get up.
Get dressed, kids.

462
00:24:06,975 --> 00:24:09,767
Breakfast, a pee, and off we go.

463
00:24:11,225 --> 00:24:13,725
We leave in 40 minutes, starting now.
Ouch!

464
00:24:22,058 --> 00:24:23,808
Quick, get dressed, I said.

465
00:24:29,933 --> 00:24:31,433
So where's breakfast?

466
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,600
Chill, the coffee and toasts are on.

467
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:34,767
Ah, great.

468
00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:45,892
Great! Just throw everything.

469
00:24:47,767 --> 00:24:49,600
Could you...? No.

470
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,725
- What time does school start?
- 8.45.

471
00:24:55,892 --> 00:24:58,725
Perfect... Fuck!

472
00:25:04,975 --> 00:25:07,683
- Was it on max?
- Dunno, I just put bread in.

473
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,517
Oh no!

474
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:19,767
What did you do with the coffee?

475
00:25:20,308 --> 00:25:22,392
I put coffee and water in.

476
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,058
Into the same vessel?

477
00:25:25,517 --> 00:25:27,017
Do you ever make breakfast?

478
00:25:27,683 --> 00:25:29,558
No, Mom usually does it.

479
00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:32,267
What's going on?!

480
00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:34,642
Come on, boys, get up!

481
00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:45,267
I don't get it,
when Mom says get to it, you do.

482
00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:46,475
Your mom?

483
00:25:46,683 --> 00:25:50,475
Don't act smart, just get up.
Come on!

484
00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:53,850
On with a T-shirt,
off with the crocodile suit.

485
00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:56,683
It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile.

486
00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:59,767
Come on, hurry. There you go.

487
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,058
Help me out here!

488
00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:04,808
You finish off.
See you in the kitchen, we're late.

489
00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:06,725
Move it!

490
00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:18,142
From now on, it's a single menu.

491
00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:20,433
- That's breakfast.
- But my eggs?

492
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,017
- My Nutella?
- My melba toast?

493
00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:30,600
What's that smell?

494
00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:34,725
"Gnagna"?
Is that like Kiki, only bigger?

495
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,767
That's one big Gnagna.

496
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,475
- Quit yelling!
- You're yelling too!

497
00:26:45,683 --> 00:26:47,808
Don't act smart,
you took my Stan Smiths!

498
00:26:48,017 --> 00:26:49,892
Quit saying that!

499
00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,517
Come on, hurry up, kids!

500
00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:54,600
- Last one in the car is a loser!
- Shut up!

501
00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,267
You're not funny, Arthur!

502
00:27:00,475 --> 00:27:01,767
Neither are you.
Hello, Maria!

503
00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:04,683
- Have a good day, kids!
- You too, Maria!

504
00:27:07,308 --> 00:27:09,392
- Hello, Mr Antoine!
- Maria.

505
00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:11,475
Hi, are you better?
Anyway...

506
00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:14,767
Say, Maria, could you come
every day this week?

507
00:27:14,975 --> 00:27:17,475
Sure, you just need to tell the CESU.

508
00:27:17,642 --> 00:27:19,183
CESU? What's that?

509
00:27:19,392 --> 00:27:21,600
My employment services contract.

510
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,975
Ah, that, OK.

511
00:27:24,808 --> 00:27:27,433
Don't worry, I do contracts all day.

512
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,308
- So, every day?
- Yes.

513
00:27:30,225 --> 00:27:32,683
No need to tell Isabelle.

514
00:27:33,225 --> 00:27:34,683
I'll tell her myself.

515
00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:38,225
- OK, Mr Antoine!
- Can I get past?

516
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,267
Have a nice day.

517
00:27:41,683 --> 00:27:43,558
Into the car, kids, quick!

518
00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:51,058
- New username.
<i>- What would you like me to call you?</i>

519
00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:52,267
Big Pee-pee!

520
00:27:52,475 --> 00:27:54,767
<i>Got it.
Your new username is Big Pee-pee.</i>

521
00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,850
I'll tell Dad you changed it.

522
00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:58,850
I'll tell Mom you broke her vase.

523
00:27:59,058 --> 00:28:00,017
You ripped her coat.

524
00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:02,058
You drew a moustache
on the photo of Maria.

525
00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:04,517
- You flushed her necklace!
- You microwaved the hamster.

526
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:05,892
You peed in Gran's handbag.

527
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,808
Maxime swam in the aquarium.

528
00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:09,767
What? You did?

529
00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:11,058
I did not!

530
00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:12,392
You're such a liar.

531
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,683
Here's Dad.

532
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:16,933
Has anyone seen my phone?

533
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,725
- Here, Dad.
- Thanks, son.

534
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,100
Here, Chloé.

535
00:28:24,683 --> 00:28:26,058
Hey, careful!

536
00:28:26,267 --> 00:28:27,975
All fastened in?

537
00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:44,475
- Turn here.
- Left or right?

538
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:45,975
- Straight ahead.
- Sure?

539
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,142
Turn!

540
00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,475
- Where?
- Right!

541
00:28:48,642 --> 00:28:50,142
No, it's straight on.

542
00:28:50,308 --> 00:28:52,808
- Maybe it was left.
- I'll turn round.

543
00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:54,725
Asshole!

544
00:28:54,892 --> 00:28:57,433
I'm taking my kids to school.

545
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,100
"Pins Way"!

546
00:29:00,683 --> 00:29:02,850
Pines Way, not Pins.

547
00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:06,183
I can't believe
you don't know the way to school.

548
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:07,767
Well, neither do you!

549
00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:09,683
You go every day.

550
00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:12,642
Mom takes us, we sleep on the way.

551
00:29:12,808 --> 00:29:15,350
- What's the school called?
- Jean Honorat!

552
00:29:15,558 --> 00:29:17,017
OK, I knew that.

553
00:29:17,683 --> 00:29:19,600
I was just testing.

554
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,183
Guide me to the Jean Honorat school.

555
00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:26,558
<i>OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to
the Jean Honorat school.</i>

556
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,308
Did you do that?
Well, fix it.

557
00:29:30,475 --> 00:29:33,017
<i>Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee.</i>

558
00:29:33,225 --> 00:29:34,975
OK, I've understood!

559
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,850
<i>Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee.</i>

560
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,058
<i>All the bears go up the stairs</i>

561
00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:48,142
<i>The elevator needs repairs</i>

562
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,683
<i>Up... one step!</i>

563
00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:54,142
<i>Up... two steps!</i>

564
00:29:54,642 --> 00:29:57,517
<i>The bears are all tired out!</i>

565
00:29:57,683 --> 00:30:00,308
Great, Dad has to go now.

566
00:30:00,475 --> 00:30:04,850
<i>All the bears go up the stairs!</i>

567
00:30:05,058 --> 00:30:09,017
<i>The elevator need repairs</i>

568
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,100
<i>Up... one step!</i>

569
00:30:13,558 --> 00:30:16,100
<i>Up... two steps!</i>

570
00:30:16,308 --> 00:30:18,600
<i>Up... three steps!</i>

571
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:21,933
<i>The bears are all tired out!</i>

572
00:30:22,142 --> 00:30:25,350
Excuse me, are we nearly done?
I have to go.

573
00:30:25,517 --> 00:30:27,100
Jojo, say goodbye to Dad?

574
00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:28,725
No.

575
00:30:28,892 --> 00:30:30,933
It's your child's decision.

576
00:30:31,308 --> 00:30:37,017
<i>All the bears go up the stairs!</i>

577
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:42,642
<i>The elevator need repairs</i>

578
00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:45,517
<i>Up... one step!</i>

579
00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:48,267
<i>Up... two steps!</i>

580
00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:51,017
<i>Up... three steps!</i>

581
00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:53,808
<i>Up... four steps!</i>

582
00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:57,308
<i>The bears are all tired out!</i>

583
00:30:57,767 --> 00:30:59,975
<i>Up... nineteen steps!</i>

584
00:31:00,183 --> 00:31:02,725
<i>Up... twenty steps!</i>

585
00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:06,142
<i>The bears made it all the way!</i>

586
00:31:08,225 --> 00:31:09,100
Right.

587
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,975
Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now.

588
00:31:13,142 --> 00:31:14,017
No.

589
00:31:14,183 --> 00:31:16,517
No, like the lady said, it's finished.

590
00:31:16,683 --> 00:31:18,933
It's important that it comes from him.

591
00:31:19,142 --> 00:31:22,058
So what now?
Shall we do some jigsaws?

592
00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:24,767
Did he really fight with a bear?

593
00:31:24,975 --> 00:31:27,058
That's so brave.
Which movie was it?

594
00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:31,350
<i>The Revenant.
</i>But he's used to fighting bears.

595
00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:32,517
What an actor!

596
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,683
To me he's just a cousin.

597
00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:37,475
Here, let me get these.

598
00:31:38,017 --> 00:31:41,058
Mercier, where were you?
We looked everywhere.

599
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,558
I had a small problem.

600
00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:48,767
My wife is away for a few days.
I had to drop the kids off.

601
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:52,475
Louise and I have found
an amazing nanny for the twins.

602
00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:57,350
A Filipina. She lives with us.

603
00:31:57,517 --> 00:32:00,642
It's like she isn't there.
Such a discreet people.

604
00:32:01,308 --> 00:32:02,725
And good value too.

605
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:10,350
You didn't put enough in.
Hope it takes notes!

606
00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:12,017
Wait, stand back...

607
00:32:20,267 --> 00:32:21,392
There you go.

608
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,183
No, it doesn't take notes

609
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,225
but it takes a kicking.

610
00:32:40,808 --> 00:32:42,517
Sure you're alright, Mercier?

611
00:32:42,683 --> 00:32:45,142
- You need a vacation.
- No, I'm fine.

612
00:32:45,308 --> 00:32:48,475
Dicaprio is right, your wife's away,
stay with the kids.

613
00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,183
I can handle it, sir.

614
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:53,017
It's quiet right now, get some rest.

615
00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:54,683
It'll pep you up.

616
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:58,225
We need Antoine on top form!
Right, Mr Chassagne?

617
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,475
Absolutely.

618
00:33:00,642 --> 00:33:01,933
There.

619
00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:05,267
Take a few days, it'll do you good.

620
00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:06,808
I insist.

621
00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:13,183
Wasn't he in <i>Legends of the Fall?</i>

622
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,100
No, that was Brad Pitt.

623
00:33:15,308 --> 00:33:16,183
He's good too.

624
00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:18,725
- But not <i>as</i> good.
- True.

625
00:33:21,892 --> 00:33:24,225
<i>All the bears go up the stairs...</i>

626
00:33:26,892 --> 00:33:28,808
<i>Any idea
for the teacher's birthday gift?</i>

627
00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:30,433
<i>How about a dick?</i>

628
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,767
Hello, Mr Antoine!

629
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,517
<i>- Elise, such good ideas...
- Anything else?</i>

630
00:34:06,683 --> 00:34:10,392
- Did you take her home from hospital?
- Yes, like I told you.

631
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,433
Did you cut off her long or short leg?

632
00:34:14,642 --> 00:34:17,558
Neither leg was cut off,
she's fine now.

633
00:34:17,725 --> 00:34:19,683
Maybe they're the same length now!

634
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:20,767
Exactly!

635
00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:23,058
Are you OK, boys?

636
00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:26,725
- What was that?
- He wants to draw.

637
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,933
No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then.
Wait.

638
00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:32,642
You're going to draw.

639
00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:35,267
Do it here, on the paper,

640
00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:37,767
not on the table or the wall.

641
00:34:38,808 --> 00:34:41,308
Dad, don't forget about me.

642
00:34:41,475 --> 00:34:42,850
What? Oh yes.

643
00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:46,267
Ask me for anything:
the moon, maybe not a scooter.

644
00:34:46,433 --> 00:34:50,350
Anything but the family record book.
Not now.

645
00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:52,017
Ask your mother.

646
00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:54,392
- What time was I born?
- In the night.

647
00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:56,725
But I need the exact time!

648
00:34:56,892 --> 00:34:57,850
What for?

649
00:34:58,017 --> 00:35:00,725
My astrology study
with my history teacher.

650
00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:03,767
- Who is he, Paco Rabanne?
- Dad!

651
00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:05,725
9.22. There.

652
00:35:05,933 --> 00:35:09,267
You were born at exactly 9.22pm.

653
00:35:10,225 --> 00:35:12,058
You're making it up.

654
00:35:14,475 --> 00:35:16,058
Maxime! Shit.

655
00:35:19,975 --> 00:35:20,850
Maxime!

656
00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:24,225
Maxime, please.

657
00:35:25,142 --> 00:35:27,267
- Max, open up.
- What do you want?

658
00:35:27,433 --> 00:35:29,058
- Your brother.
- Maxime isn't here.

659
00:35:29,225 --> 00:35:31,017
You're not usually home till 7.

660
00:35:31,183 --> 00:35:32,642
Why are you naked?

661
00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:35,183
I'm not. I'm revising biology.

662
00:35:35,392 --> 00:35:37,600
Biology?
Are your teachers all crazy?

663
00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:39,850
Maxime!

664
00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:41,933
Maxime!

665
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Maxime!

666
00:35:51,892 --> 00:35:53,642
No, what's that?

667
00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,808
Are you crazy? It's insecticide!

668
00:35:56,017 --> 00:35:58,100
- We're playing!
- Not with that...

669
00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:00,725
Go play with something else!

670
00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:08,267
Fuck, that stings.

671
00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:17,558
That wasn't us!

672
00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:22,017
I don't get it.
It says right here: dance.

673
00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:26,767
You collect Joseph,
then Maxime and Thomas from football,

674
00:36:26,975 --> 00:36:28,975
then take Chloé to dance class.

675
00:36:29,183 --> 00:36:32,475
Plus you came home at 7, not 6.
Next time, warn me.

676
00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,267
Plus I love dance class!

677
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:35,517
Why didn't you say?

678
00:36:35,683 --> 00:36:37,392
I didn't know it was Tuesday!

679
00:36:38,017 --> 00:36:39,683
I've missed my appraisal.

680
00:36:40,392 --> 00:36:42,350
- What do you want, Thomas?
- I'm not Thomas!

681
00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:44,100
Not Thomas?

682
00:36:44,267 --> 00:36:45,767
No, Dad, he's Léon.

683
00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,808
Thomas is fat with red hair.

684
00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:49,725
Oh shit.

685
00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:04,850
It's not really red hair.
But he's big.

686
00:37:17,058 --> 00:37:18,392
Alright, Thomas?

687
00:37:18,808 --> 00:37:19,725
Yeah.

688
00:37:19,892 --> 00:37:21,475
What's your address again?

689
00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:22,933
227 Pines Way.

690
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,142
You mean Pins Way?

691
00:37:25,683 --> 00:37:27,808
No, it's pronounced "pines".

692
00:37:27,975 --> 00:37:29,308
OK.

693
00:37:30,975 --> 00:37:34,017
Take me to 227 Pines Way.

694
00:37:34,225 --> 00:37:38,850
<i>Antoine Lousy Pants,
calculating the route to Spines Way.</i>

695
00:39:07,392 --> 00:39:08,433
Dad?

696
00:39:15,808 --> 00:39:16,725
Dad.

697
00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:20,975
Go to bed, you're tired.

698
00:39:21,142 --> 00:39:22,808
Same applies to you.

699
00:39:22,975 --> 00:39:24,642
Yes, but I'm tidying up.

700
00:39:25,475 --> 00:39:26,433
Sure you are.

701
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,725
No school?!

702
00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:32,475
It's Inset Day.

703
00:39:32,642 --> 00:39:33,975
So you're on strike?

704
00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,308
We're not on strike!

705
00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:39,100
We work with other professionals
to develop our pedagogy.

706
00:39:39,308 --> 00:39:41,267
The poster has been up for weeks.

707
00:39:43,392 --> 00:39:47,308
Who has time to read that
on their way to work?

708
00:39:47,475 --> 00:39:49,517
- Calm down, sir.
- No, I will not!

709
00:39:49,683 --> 00:39:52,767
What with all the homework,
notes to sign,

710
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,392
absent teachers, amended timetables...

711
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,308
Now it's Inset Day?

712
00:39:57,517 --> 00:40:00,267
Madam, we're not here
for your benefit!

713
00:40:00,475 --> 00:40:03,100
No arguments, take my children!

714
00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,475
There!

715
00:40:04,642 --> 00:40:06,933
Right, I've heard enough.

716
00:40:11,225 --> 00:40:12,517
Please, ma'am.

717
00:40:15,642 --> 00:40:18,142
Forgive me, I got carried away.

718
00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:22,558
I'm sure you do a wonderful job but...

719
00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:25,142
My wife is away...

720
00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:28,100
and I'm a little overworked.

721
00:40:28,308 --> 00:40:32,142
I'd like to go to the movies,
or watch TV.

722
00:40:32,725 --> 00:40:35,308
They're lovely, they won't bother you.

723
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:37,600
Ma'am...

724
00:40:37,767 --> 00:40:38,767
Please...

725
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,225
Kids.

726
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,225
- Overworked?
- A little.

727
00:40:46,392 --> 00:40:49,225
No one asked you to have four kids.
Not me.

728
00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:51,267
I wanted to teach kids,

729
00:40:51,475 --> 00:40:53,767
instead I have to deal with nutjobs!

730
00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:57,642
Care to see a photo of me
when I started out?

731
00:40:57,808 --> 00:41:00,517
Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos...

732
00:41:00,683 --> 00:41:02,058
I barely needed makeup.

733
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:05,808
Sorry you're "a little overworked"
because Madam is away.

734
00:41:06,017 --> 00:41:08,808
I really couldn't care less.
Have a nice day!

735
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,808
Ah, good.

736
00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:24,017
Hello, sir, hello, Joseph.

737
00:41:24,183 --> 00:41:25,517
Thank God you're here.

738
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,933
For pity's sake,
take him for a few hours.

739
00:41:29,142 --> 00:41:31,600
I'll pay anything, just take him.

740
00:41:32,183 --> 00:41:33,558
Sure we'll take him.

741
00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:36,058
Why would we turn Jojo away?

742
00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:38,683
It isn't Inset Day?

743
00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:40,350
No, that's next week.

744
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,350
<i>All the bears are not on strike today...</i>

745
00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:46,850
<i>All the bears...</i>

746
00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:53,267
Alright, kids?

747
00:41:53,475 --> 00:41:55,308
Yes, we're fine, Dad.

748
00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,308
Well, that's good.

749
00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,683
It's not so hard,
you just need to get organized.

750
00:42:09,892 --> 00:42:11,308
What are you doing?!

751
00:42:11,475 --> 00:42:13,058
Chloé said I could.

752
00:42:13,225 --> 00:42:15,475
- What is this, Mikonos?
- It's cool!

753
00:42:17,725 --> 00:42:19,475
How are you, my loves?

754
00:42:19,642 --> 00:42:20,558
Hi, Mom!

755
00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:21,808
Is everything OK?

756
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,308
Guess what Maxime did.

757
00:42:23,517 --> 00:42:25,308
Everything's fine, honey.

758
00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:26,350
Good.

759
00:42:26,517 --> 00:42:28,558
Jojo had his booster?

760
00:42:28,725 --> 00:42:31,683
- His...?
- For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick?

761
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:36,225
He was fine!
Tell us what you've been up to, honey.

762
00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:37,808
Are you enjoying it?

763
00:42:37,975 --> 00:42:41,642
Great! I miss you all,
I had to see you before going to sea.

764
00:42:43,225 --> 00:42:44,433
For how long?

765
00:42:44,642 --> 00:42:46,892
Three days!
To visit a few islands.

766
00:42:47,058 --> 00:42:49,308
It's amazing
but I'll be off network.

767
00:42:49,475 --> 00:42:51,308
Hey, how are you, kids?

768
00:42:51,475 --> 00:42:52,600
Hi, Auntie!

769
00:42:52,808 --> 00:42:55,600
Call Chloé so I can say hello.

770
00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:58,975
Chloé, hurry, your mom's
about to sail round the world!

771
00:42:59,142 --> 00:43:00,142
I can't!

772
00:43:00,308 --> 00:43:02,767
Tell me about your dance appraisal.

773
00:43:02,933 --> 00:43:03,808
But I can't!

774
00:43:04,017 --> 00:43:05,975
Skip it if you're in a hurry.

775
00:43:06,142 --> 00:43:08,850
We'd better go,
Nikos is waiting on the boat.

776
00:43:09,017 --> 00:43:12,433
I'll be off.
Take care, I love you all, see you soon.

777
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,058
Me too, Jojo!

778
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,225
I love you lots and lots!

779
00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:18,683
- Bye, Mom!
- Bye, Mom.

780
00:43:19,183 --> 00:43:20,433
Who's Nikos?

781
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,642
"I'm going sailing with Nikos"!

782
00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:42,767
- Yes, Paul.
<i>- Wait till you hear.</i>

783
00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:44,975
Chassagne is announcing
his successor.

784
00:43:45,142 --> 00:43:48,392
What?!
That's not for another six months!

785
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,642
<i>- It's the Wolf of Wall Street!
</i>- Who?

786
00:43:50,808 --> 00:43:53,975
Dicaprio. That's what we call him
at the warehouse.

787
00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:57,600
<i>- Don't worry, Antoine.
</i>- I don't believe it.

788
00:43:57,808 --> 00:44:00,808
<i>He's won the first set
but you can equalize.</i>

789
00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:02,267
- I have to go.
- Dad!

790
00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:03,850
Dad!

791
00:44:11,183 --> 00:44:12,058
What?

792
00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:13,392
I need to talk to Mom.

793
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,058
- Why?
- I just do!

794
00:44:15,225 --> 00:44:16,850
Sorry, she's out at sea.

795
00:44:17,017 --> 00:44:19,392
So, what do you want?

796
00:44:26,642 --> 00:44:28,475
Chloé, it's Daddy.

797
00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:42,058
Mom's away but you can talk to me.

798
00:44:42,225 --> 00:44:44,142
No, I can't, forget it.

799
00:44:49,392 --> 00:44:50,350
Why not?

800
00:44:50,558 --> 00:44:51,767
I just can't.

801
00:44:53,392 --> 00:44:55,850
Come on, tell Daddy.

802
00:44:56,017 --> 00:44:57,225
What's wrong?

803
00:44:58,308 --> 00:45:00,058
You really want to know?

804
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:02,392
Of course I do. Come on.

805
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,058
I stained my pants.

806
00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:07,642
Oh, shit!

807
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:12,017
I just put a wash on.
I said to give me your laundry!

808
00:45:12,517 --> 00:45:14,642
You don't understand anything.

809
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,183
Chloé!

810
00:45:29,225 --> 00:45:30,142
Chloé!

811
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,892
Chloé, wait, wait...

812
00:45:34,975 --> 00:45:37,933
It's wonderful!
Fantastic, great!

813
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,142
I'm so pleased. It's life!

814
00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:42,058
Dad, I can't breathe!

815
00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:45,892
I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK?

816
00:45:46,058 --> 00:45:47,933
Daddy will find a solution.

817
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,183
I won't let you down.

818
00:45:55,892 --> 00:45:58,183
How to handle daughter's first period?

819
00:45:58,392 --> 00:46:00,308
What did you just say? Dad!

820
00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:02,475
Nothing.

821
00:46:02,642 --> 00:46:05,433
<i>No result for how to handle
daughter's first period,</i>

822
00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:07,433
<i>Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert.</i>

823
00:46:08,017 --> 00:46:11,350
What?
You asked Siri about my period?!

824
00:46:11,517 --> 00:46:13,767
No, it's you lot, messing with it.

825
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,100
You have a period?

826
00:46:15,267 --> 00:46:17,933
Ha-ha, Chloé has a period!

827
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,975
- What's that?
- Don't change the subject.

828
00:46:20,142 --> 00:46:21,933
There's water everywhere.

829
00:46:22,142 --> 00:46:24,392
Wow, the flash killed all the zombies!

830
00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:32,600
I can't take it.

831
00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:38,475
Where are you going?
Dad?

832
00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:42,975
I resign.

833
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,975
Resign from what?
A dad can't just resign.

834
00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:51,558
OK, but let me take a breather.

835
00:46:53,517 --> 00:46:56,642
Go back inside, I'll see to everything.

836
00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:59,183
I just need some fresh air
for 5 minutes.

837
00:47:02,350 --> 00:47:05,100
Hey, when did you start smoking again?

838
00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:11,183
I don't want you to look
like the people on cigarette packs.

839
00:47:13,475 --> 00:47:15,350
And you pick it up!

840
00:47:15,558 --> 00:47:18,100
- Dad, we're locked out.
- I don't care.

841
00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:19,600
Dad, where's Jojo?

842
00:47:20,683 --> 00:47:21,892
Oh fuck.

843
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,683
- Jojo!
- Shit!

844
00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:25,975
Jojo's in the water!

845
00:47:26,142 --> 00:47:27,142
Jojo!

846
00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:35,850
Don't stay in the water!

847
00:47:36,017 --> 00:47:37,808
Stand aside!

848
00:47:38,392 --> 00:47:41,267
Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes!

849
00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:43,058
Is he totally stupid?!

850
00:47:43,225 --> 00:47:45,808
We're not going to break the windows.

851
00:47:45,975 --> 00:47:47,183
Jojo!

852
00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:50,142
- Jojo, get on the table!
- Jojo!

853
00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,517
- I'll climb up there.
- That's a bad idea!

854
00:47:55,683 --> 00:47:56,808
No, Dad, don't!

855
00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:58,183
Call Spiderman!

856
00:48:00,475 --> 00:48:02,267
- Go, Dad!
- Be careful!

857
00:48:03,725 --> 00:48:06,350
Come down, or I'll call Mom!

858
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,517
Really, I will!

859
00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:10,100
I'm fine.

860
00:48:10,267 --> 00:48:11,183
Go for it!

861
00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,558
Come down!

862
00:48:13,142 --> 00:48:14,933
- Stop it.
- He's going to fall!

863
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,017
Hello!

864
00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:18,725
I'm Julia, Maria's replacement.

865
00:48:18,892 --> 00:48:20,475
Hi, Julia.

866
00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:23,017
We're locked out, my brother's inside.

867
00:48:23,183 --> 00:48:24,517
Oh, I've got a key.

868
00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,975
Dad, come down, she's got a key!

869
00:48:30,892 --> 00:48:32,058
Titi-Papa!

870
00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:50,100
Darling... darling...

871
00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:51,392
No, I'm Paul.

872
00:48:51,558 --> 00:48:52,975
What happened?

873
00:48:53,142 --> 00:48:56,392
Was that really a good time
to climb the house?

874
00:48:58,392 --> 00:48:59,308
My pants.

875
00:48:59,475 --> 00:49:00,933
Where are my pants?

876
00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:03,350
They took them off to do tests.

877
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,683
I was embarrassed,
the nurse took your blood pressure

878
00:49:07,892 --> 00:49:09,517
and your ball popped out.

879
00:49:10,892 --> 00:49:12,975
They've seen it all before, I know.

880
00:49:16,225 --> 00:49:18,017
Where are my kids?

881
00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:19,558
With the girl.

882
00:49:20,017 --> 00:49:20,933
What girl?

883
00:49:22,267 --> 00:49:23,933
The one you've hired.

884
00:49:25,558 --> 00:49:27,683
- I need to go home.
- Sure.

885
00:49:27,892 --> 00:49:29,017
Right now.

886
00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:32,392
When the match is over, OK?

887
00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:39,933
Thanks.

888
00:50:15,225 --> 00:50:16,225
Dad!

889
00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:28,683
- You're OK?
- Fine, fine.

890
00:50:34,725 --> 00:50:36,142
Hi.

891
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:40,183
You saw me the other day, from above.
I'm Julia.

892
00:50:40,392 --> 00:50:43,475
Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter.
She's great!

893
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,475
- She plays video games.
- She cleaned the house.

894
00:50:46,683 --> 00:50:48,892
- And did my homework!
- And called the electrician.

895
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,933
- And mowed the lawn.
- She plays guitar!

896
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:53,017
She can come every day.

897
00:50:53,975 --> 00:50:55,517
You have a lovely family.

898
00:50:56,225 --> 00:50:57,183
Thanks.

899
00:50:59,183 --> 00:51:02,183
- I think he means...
- You want to poop?

900
00:51:02,975 --> 00:51:05,017
Let's find the potty.

901
00:51:11,892 --> 00:51:13,558
I was scared, Dad.

902
00:51:16,433 --> 00:51:19,142
I love you, children, I really do.

903
00:51:53,017 --> 00:51:54,475
She's great, Dad.

904
00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,475
She's even picked flowers.

905
00:51:59,767 --> 00:52:00,850
My big girl.

906
00:52:07,683 --> 00:52:09,017
Mr Mercier!

907
00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:12,392
Jojo's playing in his room,
I've made pasta,

908
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,725
and I've talked to Chloé
about her concerns.

909
00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:18,433
It's all fine, don't worry.

910
00:52:18,642 --> 00:52:20,767
- Well, thanks, Julia.
- Thank you.

911
00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:23,850
I'll be off, it's late.
I need to revise.

912
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,892
- What are you studying?
- Medicine.

913
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,183
Actually, that was last year.

914
00:52:29,975 --> 00:52:31,642
I'm training to be a midwife.

915
00:52:32,225 --> 00:52:35,350
- You're drawn to the health sector.
- Not at all.

916
00:52:35,517 --> 00:52:38,142
I wanted to be a journalist
but I hate writing.

917
00:52:38,308 --> 00:52:41,642
I did English but was advised
to try economics.

918
00:52:41,808 --> 00:52:44,433
I met my boyfriend,
who was doing medicine,

919
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,808
so now I'm training to be...

920
00:52:50,933 --> 00:52:51,933
a midwife.

921
00:52:52,767 --> 00:52:54,475
It's mad, I keep forgetting!

922
00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:57,433
Is your boyfriend a mid-husband?

923
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,058
I don't know, we split up.

924
00:53:00,725 --> 00:53:05,933
Well, you certainly seem experienced,
you're great with the kids.

925
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,850
Plus the house is spotless.
Bravo, Julia.

926
00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:11,433
Thanks, I have some experience,

927
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,392
I used to clean a hardware warehouse.

928
00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:15,517
Which one?

929
00:53:15,683 --> 00:53:16,975
- Briconautes.
- Great!

930
00:53:17,183 --> 00:53:19,433
But I left. They were assholes.

931
00:53:20,183 --> 00:53:22,308
- Forgive my language.
- OK.

932
00:53:22,892 --> 00:53:25,642
Well, anyway... thanks.

933
00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:28,642
No, it's just that I was fired actually.

934
00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:33,100
You know why?
I stole three nuts.

935
00:53:33,267 --> 00:53:36,475
I say "stole".
I was going to pay for them.

936
00:53:36,642 --> 00:53:38,975
But it was 5am, no one was there.

937
00:53:39,142 --> 00:53:40,808
The boss wouldn't listen.

938
00:53:40,975 --> 00:53:44,600
He fired me on the spot,
made me pay for 1000 nuts!

939
00:53:45,142 --> 00:53:47,350
For three nuts, just think!

940
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,392
- They were barely worth 20 cents!
- 2.30 euros.

941
00:53:50,975 --> 00:53:52,058
Excuse me?

942
00:53:52,225 --> 00:53:53,308
I said it's crazy!

943
00:53:53,475 --> 00:53:56,933
It's crazy, I don't understand it.

944
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:58,975
Some people are pathetic.

945
00:54:00,308 --> 00:54:04,642
So it's good to end up working
for people like you.

946
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:07,475
You're a lawyer, right?

947
00:54:07,642 --> 00:54:10,808
I'm being nosey.
But I noticed law books everywhere.

948
00:54:11,642 --> 00:54:14,100
Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer.

949
00:54:14,267 --> 00:54:16,058
I'd love to be a criminal lawyer.

950
00:54:16,267 --> 00:54:18,058
Maybe it isn't too late.

951
00:54:18,225 --> 00:54:20,058
- Maybe I'll ask your advice.
- No.

952
00:54:20,267 --> 00:54:23,725
I'm in business law... as a legal...

953
00:54:23,933 --> 00:54:27,558
A lawyer.
Kind of the legal side of business law.

954
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,183
Well, thank you, Mr Mercier.

955
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,350
Bye!
See you tomorrow.

956
00:54:33,558 --> 00:54:35,683
- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.

957
00:54:47,683 --> 00:54:49,725
Dinnertime, kids!

958
00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:51,558
Coming, Dad!

959
00:54:52,808 --> 00:54:54,475
Did it go well with Julia?

960
00:54:54,642 --> 00:54:56,183
- Awesome!
- She's great.

961
00:54:56,350 --> 00:54:59,558
- Can she live with us?
- No, Julia has her own home.

962
00:55:01,308 --> 00:55:03,933
Anyway,
Julia is busy with her studies.

963
00:55:05,975 --> 00:55:07,558
She said she can't come back.

964
00:55:07,725 --> 00:55:10,850
- No, she said she could come every day.
- And sleep here!

965
00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:13,267
I said I'd help her
with her pharmacy studies.

966
00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:16,308
She said she was a pharmacist?

967
00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:19,600
Honestly, Dad, she's great.

968
00:55:20,475 --> 00:55:23,017
No, sorry... I don't know...

969
00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:25,892
She's strange. Unstable even.

970
00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,683
Pharmacy, midwifery,

971
00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:31,600
law, economics, journalism...

972
00:55:31,767 --> 00:55:34,100
She doesn't know what she wants to do.

973
00:55:34,725 --> 00:55:37,683
Something about her bothers me.
Doesn't it you?

974
00:55:37,892 --> 00:55:38,808
No way.

975
00:55:38,975 --> 00:55:40,767
I could eat her pasta every day.

976
00:55:40,975 --> 00:55:41,850
Me too.

977
00:55:42,017 --> 00:55:43,433
I want her to sleep here.

978
00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:47,267
I'm sorry, kids, but...

979
00:55:49,475 --> 00:55:50,933
I can't keep her.

980
00:55:55,225 --> 00:55:56,683
I'm afraid for you.

981
00:55:58,142 --> 00:56:00,767
She's never looked after children.
Ever.

982
00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:03,933
So you don't want her
or can't she come?

983
00:56:05,183 --> 00:56:06,350
I warn you, Dad,

984
00:56:06,517 --> 00:56:10,100
if you fire her,
it'll be worse than before.

985
00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:11,392
Before she came.

986
00:56:11,558 --> 00:56:12,725
Worse!

987
00:56:20,058 --> 00:56:22,683
No, wait, I was just saying...

988
00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:25,642
but if you're happy...

989
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:28,225
she can stay.

990
00:56:28,392 --> 00:56:29,517
- Fab!
- Thanks, Dad.

991
00:56:29,683 --> 00:56:31,100
Can she sleep here?

992
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,350
Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable!

993
00:56:45,558 --> 00:56:46,475
Maxime!

994
00:56:46,683 --> 00:56:47,725
Stop that.

995
00:56:48,350 --> 00:56:50,600
Maxime, give me my phone!

996
00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:52,933
Shit!

997
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,142
- OK, Dad?
- Fine.

998
00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:55,267
I always get blamed.

999
00:56:55,475 --> 00:56:56,642
Wait!

1000
00:56:56,808 --> 00:56:59,267
Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag!

1001
00:57:06,558 --> 00:57:09,517
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Nothing, it's fine.

1002
00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:16,725
- Here.
- Thanks.

1003
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,058
Have a nice day.

1004
00:57:21,558 --> 00:57:22,767
What?

1005
00:57:24,350 --> 00:57:27,100
If she learns it was me
who fired her, I'm screwed.

1006
00:57:27,308 --> 00:57:28,600
Fire her again.

1007
00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:30,475
The kids adore her.

1008
00:57:30,975 --> 00:57:33,558
Plus she's full-time at home now.

1009
00:57:33,767 --> 00:57:35,725
I'm fucked.

1010
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:38,850
- So tell her the truth.
- Yeah?

1011
00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:43,308
Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio
to impress Chassagne?

1012
00:57:45,975 --> 00:57:48,225
- I'll never get that job.
- You will.

1013
00:57:48,433 --> 00:57:49,350
No.

1014
00:57:49,558 --> 00:57:51,475
It's all in the mind.

1015
00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:54,058
It isn't over
till the match point is won.

1016
00:57:54,267 --> 00:57:56,308
Remember Chang vs Lendl?

1017
00:57:56,517 --> 00:57:58,850
It takes balls to serve underarm.

1018
00:58:00,308 --> 00:58:02,017
What are you on about?

1019
00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:06,475
My career is at stake,
and you compare me to Chang.

1020
00:58:07,558 --> 00:58:10,267
18 years, climbing the ladder,
rung by rung.

1021
00:58:10,433 --> 00:58:11,850
I've given everything.

1022
00:58:12,058 --> 00:58:15,267
Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio
who's been here 18 months.

1023
00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:17,308
He's a sprinter,
you have endurance.

1024
00:58:17,475 --> 00:58:20,808
Enough! Sporting analogies
mean nothing to me.

1025
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:22,517
Why are you here anyway?

1026
00:58:22,725 --> 00:58:25,475
To score points.
Where's Chassagne?

1027
00:58:25,683 --> 00:58:27,308
I haven't seen him.

1028
00:58:27,475 --> 00:58:29,600
Forget it, the die is cast.

1029
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,267
If I were you
I'd go home and enjoy my family.

1030
00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:35,475
Mr Mercier!

1031
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:38,017
You think I enjoy my family?

1032
00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:43,683
The nanny takes care of everything.
Relax, watch some DVDs, read books.

1033
00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:44,933
You're on vacation.

1034
00:58:45,142 --> 00:58:47,392
I wish I were in your shoes!

1035
00:58:48,183 --> 00:58:49,725
Anyway, a vacation is...

1036
00:58:50,558 --> 00:58:52,017
Mr Director!

1037
00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:54,517
How's Mrs Chassagne?

1038
00:58:54,683 --> 00:58:57,267
She's in hospital, she's had a stroke.

1039
00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,058
I'm going there now.

1040
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,267
Did you know?

1041
00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:05,392
Yes, that's why he's taking
early retirement.

1042
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,142
I forgot to tell you.

1043
00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:08,850
Right, I'll leave you.

1044
00:59:10,308 --> 00:59:12,058
Ah, I was looking for you.

1045
00:59:12,267 --> 00:59:14,892
Could you reply to my email
on the Intranet?

1046
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,600
Yes, I'll set a reminder right away.

1047
00:59:19,308 --> 00:59:22,392
Remember to reply to the email
from Didier Richard.

1048
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,725
Richaud.

1049
00:59:23,933 --> 00:59:25,558
Richaud... on the Intranet.

1050
00:59:25,767 --> 00:59:29,017
<i>Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead.</i>

1051
00:59:29,225 --> 00:59:30,142
There.

1052
00:59:32,308 --> 00:59:34,392
Hospital! Why wasn't I told?

1053
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,058
Am I meant to guess that she's sick?

1054
00:59:38,558 --> 00:59:41,350
Dicaprio will cash in again.

1055
00:59:45,308 --> 00:59:46,475
Oh no!

1056
01:00:40,892 --> 01:00:42,517
OK, Mr Mercier?

1057
01:00:43,475 --> 01:00:45,100
How are you, Christine?

1058
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,058
Just cleaning up, I didn't see you.

1059
01:00:48,225 --> 01:00:52,392
- How's the break with the kids going?
- Fantastic, I'm in heaven.

1060
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,642
Great!
I'll see them this weekend.

1061
01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:56,975
- This weekend?
- At the convention.

1062
01:00:57,142 --> 01:01:00,683
Oh no, I won't bring them,
it would be a shambles.

1063
01:01:00,892 --> 01:01:03,767
Pity, this year
we've planned entertainments

1064
01:01:03,933 --> 01:01:05,600
for the family and kids.

1065
01:01:05,767 --> 01:01:08,100
BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY

1066
01:01:08,267 --> 01:01:10,142
Not at the exhibition center?

1067
01:01:10,308 --> 01:01:12,183
No, because...

1068
01:01:12,808 --> 01:01:15,225
Dicaprio thought it was
too conventional.

1069
01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:16,850
But it's a convention.

1070
01:01:17,017 --> 01:01:21,308
True, but he wanted something more...
American.

1071
01:01:21,517 --> 01:01:25,850
He persuaded Mr Chassagne
to hold it beside a beautiful lake.

1072
01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:29,058
American...
Well, I'll be there, with the kids!

1073
01:01:29,267 --> 01:01:30,142
Good.

1074
01:01:30,558 --> 01:01:32,392
See you this weekend, then.

1075
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:43,850
No way!

1076
01:01:44,058 --> 01:01:47,433
But you'll be here all alone
while we're having fun.

1077
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,558
I said no too, Dad.

1078
01:01:49,767 --> 01:01:53,225
Maxime is a good boy.
He said yes and he's right.

1079
01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:55,767
When do I get my new games console?

1080
01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:58,642
Plus you owe me a drone!

1081
01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:01,933
Chloé, what do you want?

1082
01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:03,975
I don't know, what do you think?

1083
01:02:04,142 --> 01:02:06,350
What is it I like to do?

1084
01:02:07,267 --> 01:02:08,392
Just as I thought.

1085
01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:14,350
Arthur, ask me for whatever you want.

1086
01:02:14,517 --> 01:02:15,767
A party!

1087
01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:17,017
No.

1088
01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:19,558
Is a day with Dad such a chore?

1089
01:02:19,767 --> 01:02:21,600
Yes, because you'll be at work!

1090
01:02:21,808 --> 01:02:24,892
- Can't we have fun too?
- No, you're obsessed with work.

1091
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:28,642
I've spent six days
completely devoted to you!

1092
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:30,308
No way!

1093
01:02:31,517 --> 01:02:34,892
Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo!

1094
01:02:38,017 --> 01:02:38,933
Sorry.

1095
01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:48,808
- Take the mask off.
- No, I love it.

1096
01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:51,767
- Have a nice day, kids.
- You too, Julia!

1097
01:03:02,392 --> 01:03:04,808
OK, Dad, we'll come to your party.

1098
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,725
But don't spoil things with work.

1099
01:03:08,558 --> 01:03:09,433
OK?

1100
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,975
Yes, I'll be with you all the time.

1101
01:03:12,142 --> 01:03:13,183
All the time!

1102
01:03:13,725 --> 01:03:15,308
Thanks, kids.

1103
01:03:15,475 --> 01:03:16,850
You can thank Julia.

1104
01:03:17,933 --> 01:03:19,392
JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL

1105
01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:28,808
I just pointed out how important
it must be to you.

1106
01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,058
Sorry, did I say something wrong?

1107
01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:35,892
No, on the contrary, you did well.

1108
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:39,517
I'm grateful, I owe you one.

1109
01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:42,392
- Not at all, it was nothing.
- I insist.

1110
01:03:42,975 --> 01:03:46,475
If you need anything
for your studies, for yourself,

1111
01:03:46,642 --> 01:03:48,058
just ask me.

1112
01:03:50,683 --> 01:03:51,558
Really?

1113
01:03:51,725 --> 01:03:54,558
Of course, it's important to me.

1114
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,350
Well... there's this.

1115
01:03:59,975 --> 01:04:01,100
Here...

1116
01:04:01,642 --> 01:04:03,183
I have all the papers.

1117
01:04:03,642 --> 01:04:07,517
Letter of dismissal, pay slips...
I've kept everything.

1118
01:04:10,725 --> 01:04:11,892
I want to sue Briconautes.

1119
01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,642
The contract is wrong,

1120
01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:17,600
it says I started
on the first of the month.

1121
01:04:18,183 --> 01:04:19,475
Did Christine say that?

1122
01:04:19,642 --> 01:04:20,767
Who's Christine?

1123
01:04:23,183 --> 01:04:25,767
Christine!
My partner at the firm.

1124
01:04:25,975 --> 01:04:27,642
Did she tell you that?

1125
01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:29,058
No, not at all.

1126
01:04:29,225 --> 01:04:31,767
I just figured you could help me.

1127
01:04:33,975 --> 01:04:36,683
I need a good lawyer
to bring the bastards down.

1128
01:04:38,142 --> 01:04:39,558
You're too busy?

1129
01:04:39,767 --> 01:04:40,975
No... Yes!

1130
01:04:41,142 --> 01:04:46,808
I've got a lot on but it's more
that you won't get much money.

1131
01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:50,767
You were only with the company
for two weeks.

1132
01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:52,642
I'm not doing it for money.

1133
01:04:52,808 --> 01:04:55,767
- No?
- No, I want to destroy them.

1134
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:59,642
I want everyone against them:
the media, union reps...

1135
01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,725
Everyone!
I want to call a strike,

1136
01:05:01,892 --> 01:05:05,142
occupy the warehouse,
introduce strong measures.

1137
01:05:05,308 --> 01:05:06,767
- I mean...
- No!

1138
01:05:07,183 --> 01:05:10,308
I'll handle your case.
Give me your papers,

1139
01:05:10,475 --> 01:05:12,642
I'll take care of everything.

1140
01:05:12,850 --> 01:05:16,100
We'll fleece them!

1141
01:05:17,183 --> 01:05:18,808
- Really?
- Yes.

1142
01:05:19,017 --> 01:05:21,100
I knew you were a good guy.

1143
01:05:21,267 --> 01:05:23,100
Thank you, Mr Mercier.

1144
01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,267
Thank you, thank you!

1145
01:05:30,350 --> 01:05:31,392
Sorry.

1146
01:05:33,558 --> 01:05:34,558
Thank you.

1147
01:05:43,725 --> 01:05:46,350
You still haven't left?
What are you doing?!

1148
01:05:47,225 --> 01:05:50,808
I couldn't get the kids up.
Is Dicaprio already there?

1149
01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:56,225
A smell like rotten eggs.

1150
01:05:56,433 --> 01:05:59,892
The crew couldn't bear it!
It doesn't show in <i>Titanic.</i>

1151
01:06:00,058 --> 01:06:02,183
And Kate Winslet is so sweet!

1152
01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:04,267
Sweet... but she stinks!

1153
01:06:06,392 --> 01:06:07,850
- Right, honey?
- Stop it.

1154
01:06:08,058 --> 01:06:10,975
Roland says your cousin might drop by.

1155
01:06:11,142 --> 01:06:13,558
Movie stars
live a different life to us.

1156
01:06:13,767 --> 01:06:15,933
L.A. one minute, Toronto the next...

1157
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,350
Then Draguignan?

1158
01:06:17,517 --> 01:06:18,933
Why not?

1159
01:06:23,058 --> 01:06:24,058
Not bad!

1160
01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:33,683
Did you wash your hair?

1161
01:06:33,892 --> 01:06:35,017
Not since Mom left.

1162
01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:36,517
- Shower?
- Same.

1163
01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:38,683
- Brush your teeth?
- Two days ago.

1164
01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:40,225
Well, that's OK.

1165
01:06:40,725 --> 01:06:41,600
What's that?

1166
01:06:41,808 --> 01:06:42,933
Eau de Cologne.

1167
01:06:51,225 --> 01:06:52,933
No "Gnagna," not now.

1168
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,392
This is going to be fun.

1169
01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:04,475
I don't understand what you're saying.

1170
01:07:06,850 --> 01:07:08,058
All fastened in.

1171
01:07:10,267 --> 01:07:11,308
Hi!

1172
01:07:11,975 --> 01:07:13,517
<i>Hello, Stinky Booger.</i>

1173
01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:17,725
No more messing with my phone.
I'm fed up of it!

1174
01:07:17,892 --> 01:07:18,767
Honestly!

1175
01:07:18,975 --> 01:07:20,975
What brings you here on a Sunday?

1176
01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:24,100
I forgot to pick up my ID
after you took photocopies.

1177
01:07:24,267 --> 01:07:27,100
Ah, it must be with my work papers.

1178
01:07:27,267 --> 01:07:28,142
OK, thanks.

1179
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:34,017
No, wait, Julia, I'll find it!

1180
01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:37,933
Chloé, take care of your brother.
Arthur, change that username!

1181
01:07:38,767 --> 01:07:40,933
Get the bag with the sweaters.

1182
01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:46,267
Let me see, where did I put it?

1183
01:07:50,475 --> 01:07:52,142
Have you started the writ?

1184
01:07:52,307 --> 01:07:53,932
Not yet, no.

1185
01:07:56,225 --> 01:07:57,307
So what's that?

1186
01:07:58,057 --> 01:07:59,600
- What?
- There.

1187
01:08:02,267 --> 01:08:05,182
I had a few ideas, so...

1188
01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:06,432
I wrote them down.

1189
01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:08,975
You're great, Mr Mercier.

1190
01:08:09,642 --> 01:08:13,267
I considered what you said
about a return.

1191
01:08:16,432 --> 01:08:19,267
There you go!
It's a good option.

1192
01:08:20,392 --> 01:08:22,182
No... no, I can't.

1193
01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:25,892
The thought of working for them again
makes me ill.

1194
01:08:26,057 --> 01:08:28,850
- That pathetic rabbit...
- Of course.

1195
01:08:31,267 --> 01:08:34,432
Here it is.
Trust me, we'll screw them.

1196
01:08:34,975 --> 01:08:36,350
You work there?

1197
01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:38,392
Where?

1198
01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:48,017
HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR

1199
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:53,850
HR manager.

1200
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,100
You're taking the piss!

1201
01:08:57,932 --> 01:09:00,767
Please, the children might hear you.

1202
01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:02,807
Why offer to be my lawyer?

1203
01:09:02,975 --> 01:09:05,432
I didn't offer, you asked me!

1204
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,600
But you said yes, instead of...

1205
01:09:08,267 --> 01:09:09,932
It was you who fired me!

1206
01:09:11,267 --> 01:09:14,725
Sorry, you hit it off so well
with the kids...

1207
01:09:14,892 --> 01:09:16,432
I was snowed under.

1208
01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:19,057
I was ashamed.

1209
01:09:19,932 --> 01:09:22,767
I can't believe it... I just can't!

1210
01:09:22,975 --> 01:09:25,058
What a shit!

1211
01:09:25,225 --> 01:09:26,392
It wasn't your fault.

1212
01:09:26,558 --> 01:09:28,433
No, I mean you.

1213
01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:30,267
What an asshole!

1214
01:09:30,433 --> 01:09:31,975
Hey, that's enough!

1215
01:09:33,183 --> 01:09:34,767
This is my home.

1216
01:09:34,975 --> 01:09:38,183
Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts.

1217
01:09:38,350 --> 01:09:41,517
Go ahead, blame me,
mock the poor rabbit,

1218
01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:45,392
but next time make sure
there's no camera watching you steal!

1219
01:09:45,558 --> 01:09:47,892
Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents!

1220
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:52,058
2.30 euros. Where I come from,
you don't steal, whatever the value.

1221
01:09:54,975 --> 01:09:55,975
You're right.

1222
01:09:59,642 --> 01:10:00,850
It's my own fault.

1223
01:10:05,308 --> 01:10:06,433
There.

1224
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,183
As you say,
we're from different worlds.

1225
01:10:10,475 --> 01:10:12,392
In mine, we know our children.

1226
01:10:13,475 --> 01:10:16,017
We can deal
with our daughter's periods.

1227
01:10:16,225 --> 01:10:19,142
We understand what
our two-year-old is saying.

1228
01:10:20,058 --> 01:10:22,683
We don't buy off a little boy
with a drone.

1229
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,267
We show an interest
in our eldest son's love life.

1230
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,183
Here. Your wing nuts.

1231
01:10:39,642 --> 01:10:41,642
No need to fire me a second time.

1232
01:10:44,017 --> 01:10:45,183
I resign.

1233
01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,433
Did you find the bag?

1234
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,225
I found something better.

1235
01:11:07,392 --> 01:11:09,142
- Go on.
- Later, Dad's here.

1236
01:11:20,850 --> 01:11:23,183
Right, let's get moving.

1237
01:11:23,392 --> 01:11:26,100
Ready for a wild time?

1238
01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:30,267
<i>Thank you all for attending</i>

1239
01:11:30,475 --> 01:11:33,392
<i>the Briconautes Stores event!</i>

1240
01:11:36,017 --> 01:11:38,350
The one you've all been waiting for,

1241
01:11:38,558 --> 01:11:41,517
the one that brings you - us - together.

1242
01:11:41,683 --> 01:11:43,433
Family memories to share,

1243
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,600
because at Briconautes,
we love family!

1244
01:11:46,767 --> 01:11:50,600
With us today are
Mr and Mrs Chassagne!

1245
01:11:50,767 --> 01:11:53,225
Give them a big hand!

1246
01:11:53,892 --> 01:11:55,975
Give it up for Roland Chassagne!

1247
01:11:56,642 --> 01:11:57,683
Bravo!

1248
01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:01,517
It is now time

1249
01:12:01,683 --> 01:12:03,433
to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny

1250
01:12:03,642 --> 01:12:07,017
to light the flame
of this Brico-Olympiad!

1251
01:12:07,183 --> 01:12:08,683
All together now...

1252
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,350
<i>The bunny! The bunny!</i>

1253
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,642
Five, four, three,

1254
01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:23,308
two, one...

1255
01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:27,475
Let the Brico-Olympiad begin!

1256
01:12:29,142 --> 01:12:32,308
Dicaprio is a force of nature!

1257
01:12:32,892 --> 01:12:36,058
Mercier is being literally
lifted off his feet!

1258
01:12:37,142 --> 01:12:39,475
First victory to Dicaprio!

1259
01:12:40,475 --> 01:12:43,933
Let's go to Antoine Mercier
at the Brico-rodeo.

1260
01:12:45,558 --> 01:12:46,975
He's down already.

1261
01:12:47,558 --> 01:12:50,808
Dicaprio, though, is holding on.

1262
01:12:50,975 --> 01:12:52,517
He ends with a flourish!

1263
01:12:52,683 --> 01:12:54,267
GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM

1264
01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:57,475
An amazing start for Dicaprio!

1265
01:12:57,642 --> 01:13:01,392
Antoine Mercier is lagging behind...
Easily beaten!

1266
01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:05,350
Next up is the Brico-bridge.

1267
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:20,683
Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio,
who's leading already.

1268
01:13:20,850 --> 01:13:23,558
Keep at it, all hands on deck!

1269
01:13:23,725 --> 01:13:24,725
Stop, you're panicking me!

1270
01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:27,767
- What are we waiting for?
- The right moment.

1271
01:13:28,933 --> 01:13:31,808
Come on,
let's give it up for the two teams!

1272
01:13:33,267 --> 01:13:34,767
Dicaprio in the lead,

1273
01:13:34,933 --> 01:13:36,892
Mercier is lagging behind.

1274
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,058
And Dicaprio wins!

1275
01:13:39,225 --> 01:13:42,600
The very name is the stuff of dreams!

1276
01:13:42,808 --> 01:13:46,433
Let's give a big hand to the winner
of this first set,

1277
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,100
Mister Di... caprio!

1278
01:13:52,808 --> 01:13:55,308
Dad, we can win lots of points on that.

1279
01:13:59,225 --> 01:14:02,308
No, but it's perfect for you, Christine.

1280
01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,475
Come on, Dad!

1281
01:14:03,683 --> 01:14:04,683
Oh no.

1282
01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,725
Let's hear it for Dicaprio!

1283
01:14:07,892 --> 01:14:11,017
Antoine Mercier's team
is struggling this year.

1284
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,267
Here... no, you.

1285
01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:19,100
Shall we go?

1286
01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:23,767
Stay there, Jojo, don't move.

1287
01:14:23,933 --> 01:14:27,225
- Aim for the skittles.
- Don't worry, we will... Ready?

1288
01:14:27,392 --> 01:14:28,850
When you're ready.

1289
01:14:29,017 --> 01:14:31,058
First, we just wanted to tell you...

1290
01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,433
We love you, Dad.

1291
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,225
But you really need to change.

1292
01:14:37,183 --> 01:14:39,433
Yeah, great... Exactly.

1293
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,475
Go!

1294
01:14:44,975 --> 01:14:47,350
- What are you doing?
- Naninana!

1295
01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:49,642
- What did he say?
- He wants Julia back.

1296
01:14:49,808 --> 01:14:52,683
We'll see. Now turn me round.

1297
01:14:52,850 --> 01:14:53,933
No, now!

1298
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:55,392
What are you doing?

1299
01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:57,808
Put me the right way round!

1300
01:14:57,975 --> 01:15:00,100
Aim for the skittles!

1301
01:15:01,267 --> 01:15:03,350
Put me the right way round!

1302
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,433
What have we done?

1303
01:15:17,642 --> 01:15:19,058
Why did we do that?

1304
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:21,975
Help!

1305
01:15:40,642 --> 01:15:41,767
Sorry, ma'am!

1306
01:15:42,975 --> 01:15:44,642
Game, set and match.

1307
01:15:54,308 --> 01:15:56,350
Bunny... my bunny!

1308
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:03,183
Shit!

1309
01:16:08,558 --> 01:16:11,017
Your tail's on fire! It's burning!

1310
01:16:12,058 --> 01:16:13,975
I'd better cancel my cousin.

1311
01:16:14,183 --> 01:16:17,600
What are you waiting for?
Do something, for fuck's sake!

1312
01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:40,017
BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY

1313
01:16:59,308 --> 01:17:01,683
Maybe we shouldn't have done that.

1314
01:17:01,892 --> 01:17:02,850
Yeah.

1315
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,433
Don't worry, I'll look after him.

1316
01:17:08,433 --> 01:17:10,058
Yell if you feel like it.

1317
01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:13,600
It'll be better for all concerned.

1318
01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:17,100
I'll keep them at home
till Isabelle gets back.

1319
01:17:18,642 --> 01:17:21,017
I'll leave Jojo with you, though.

1320
01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:23,225
I never know what he's saying.

1321
01:17:57,808 --> 01:17:59,642
I don't understand you, son.

1322
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,892
I don't understand.

1323
01:18:24,892 --> 01:18:26,892
I wish I could understand you.

1324
01:19:47,017 --> 01:19:48,517
HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY

1325
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,308
HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR

1326
01:20:03,808 --> 01:20:05,100
FAMILY RECORD

1327
01:20:16,308 --> 01:20:17,808
9.22pm.

1328
01:20:28,142 --> 01:20:29,475
Yes, Christine?

1329
01:20:30,392 --> 01:20:33,475
Chassagne has called a meeting,
11am tomorrow.

1330
01:20:33,642 --> 01:20:35,767
<i>- He wants you there.
</i>- He wasted no time.

1331
01:20:35,975 --> 01:20:37,017
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1332
01:20:37,183 --> 01:20:38,892
Is that OK?

1333
01:20:39,058 --> 01:20:41,933
Yes, don't worry.
See you tomorrow.

1334
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,892
- Mr Mercier, hi!
- Hello.

1335
01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:50,392
Here, he's had his DT-polio booster,

1336
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,558
he may have a fever for a few days.

1337
01:20:53,725 --> 01:20:55,725
Well, tomorrow is Inset Day,

1338
01:20:55,892 --> 01:20:57,142
Jojo will be with you.

1339
01:20:57,350 --> 01:20:58,183
Of course.

1340
01:21:01,683 --> 01:21:02,975
Bye-bye.

1341
01:21:03,183 --> 01:21:05,350
Good!
You said goodbye to Daddy?

1342
01:21:06,058 --> 01:21:06,933
Bye-bye.

1343
01:21:08,433 --> 01:21:09,517
Bye-bye.

1344
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,558
You have to go now.

1345
01:21:16,558 --> 01:21:17,433
Bye.

1346
01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:39,392
I just got fired.

1347
01:21:40,558 --> 01:21:41,975
Know a good lawyer?

1348
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:45,558
Come in.

1349
01:21:49,683 --> 01:21:50,850
Why are you here?

1350
01:21:51,725 --> 01:21:54,808
If you're worried I'll sue you,
you convinced me not to.

1351
01:21:55,892 --> 01:21:58,892
Also, I don't know a good lawyer.

1352
01:21:59,058 --> 01:22:00,392
There's my wife.

1353
01:22:00,558 --> 01:22:02,392
She'd work to sue you?

1354
01:22:02,558 --> 01:22:05,017
I'm worried she'd enjoy it.

1355
01:22:08,767 --> 01:22:10,725
You look after these kids too?

1356
01:22:10,933 --> 01:22:12,808
This one's like Dumbo!

1357
01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:16,350
That's Mathieu... He's my son.

1358
01:22:17,392 --> 01:22:18,433
I'm sorry.

1359
01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,350
Forgive me.

1360
01:22:20,558 --> 01:22:22,975
I don't mind when you speak the truth.

1361
01:22:24,642 --> 01:22:25,975
I love this photo.

1362
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,267
Who's the dad?

1363
01:22:28,433 --> 01:22:29,517
The "mid-husband".

1364
01:22:29,683 --> 01:22:30,683
Of course.

1365
01:22:31,892 --> 01:22:34,475
The wing nuts were to repair his robot.

1366
01:22:59,267 --> 01:23:03,267
Right... I have to collect Mathieu
from school.

1367
01:23:07,642 --> 01:23:09,600
You're a special person, Julia.

1368
01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:11,933
Thank you.

1369
01:23:13,350 --> 01:23:15,892
Thanks for everything
you've done for us.

1370
01:23:24,475 --> 01:23:26,725
Gentlemen, it's a big day for me.

1371
01:23:26,933 --> 01:23:30,392
I suggest we make official
Mr Dicaprio's appointment

1372
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,975
to replace me as
the new managing director.

1373
01:23:37,850 --> 01:23:40,058
Thanks for your faith in me,
Mr Chassagne.

1374
01:23:40,225 --> 01:23:41,683
No, call me Roland.

1375
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,517
Thank you, Roland.

1376
01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:45,225
As for you, Antoine,

1377
01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:48,183
in view of recent unfortunate events,

1378
01:23:48,392 --> 01:23:50,642
the committee has made
a grave decision.

1379
01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:53,892
No one doubts your abilities
and commitment

1380
01:23:54,058 --> 01:23:56,183
to the company these past 18 years,

1381
01:23:56,392 --> 01:23:58,517
but we believe it would be

1382
01:23:58,683 --> 01:24:02,100
inappropriate for you
to remain in charge of HR.

1383
01:24:02,308 --> 01:24:06,558
Hence we have unanimously decided
to offer you a new position.

1384
01:24:06,767 --> 01:24:07,683
Daddy?

1385
01:24:09,183 --> 01:24:10,058
What?

1386
01:24:10,225 --> 01:24:11,892
A new position, Mercier!

1387
01:24:12,058 --> 01:24:14,642
Shh, please, let him speak.

1388
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,058
What was that, Jojo?

1389
01:24:16,267 --> 01:24:17,183
Daddy!

1390
01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:19,100
Hear that? He said Daddy.

1391
01:24:19,308 --> 01:24:20,808
Sounded like "Gnagna".

1392
01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:24,517
- Say "crayon".
- Crayon!

1393
01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,725
- Say "paper".
- Paper.

1394
01:24:29,642 --> 01:24:31,767
- Say telephone.
- Telephone!

1395
01:24:31,933 --> 01:24:33,433
Antoine, are you listening?

1396
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,017
<i>Big Farty Booger,</i>

1397
01:24:36,183 --> 01:24:37,892
<i>what can I do for you?</i>

1398
01:24:39,017 --> 01:24:41,267
Get out of here! Now!

1399
01:24:41,433 --> 01:24:43,517
Shall we go home, Daddy?

1400
01:24:43,683 --> 01:24:45,975
You're right, son. Let's go home.

1401
01:24:57,517 --> 01:25:00,225
What will you do now, Mr Mercier?

1402
01:25:00,433 --> 01:25:02,225
I don't know. Take time out.

1403
01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,725
Stop it, that's Christine's...

1404
01:25:11,225 --> 01:25:12,183
Christiane's.

1405
01:25:12,350 --> 01:25:14,392
Yes, people often get it wrong.

1406
01:25:14,933 --> 01:25:16,308
I didn't deserve you.

1407
01:25:17,392 --> 01:25:19,558
I doubt things will get better.

1408
01:25:19,725 --> 01:25:22,475
Goodbye, Christiane.

1409
01:25:22,642 --> 01:25:24,475
Goodbye... Antoine.

1410
01:25:24,642 --> 01:25:26,433
Goodbye, Mr Mercier.

1411
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,475
Thank you.

1412
01:25:27,642 --> 01:25:28,850
Goodbye, Mr Mercier.

1413
01:25:29,017 --> 01:25:30,808
Goodbye, Mr Mercier.

1414
01:25:33,058 --> 01:25:34,808
Bye-bye, Christiane!

1415
01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:37,475
Goodbye, Mr Mercier.

1416
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:54,517
I need a replacement car,
luxury model, ASAP.

1417
01:25:55,308 --> 01:25:57,308
No, I don't know my police number.

1418
01:25:57,517 --> 01:25:59,933
Dicaprio, like the actor.

1419
01:26:00,642 --> 01:26:01,933
Thierry.

1420
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:04,350
Sorry, is your first name Thierry?

1421
01:26:04,517 --> 01:26:05,725
Yes, why?

1422
01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,308
Thierry Dicaprio?

1423
01:26:08,683 --> 01:26:09,558
Bernard Pitt?

1424
01:26:09,725 --> 01:26:13,225
Shut up.
Beat it, go sign on unemployed!

1425
01:26:13,433 --> 01:26:14,308
Not you.

1426
01:26:14,475 --> 01:26:16,392
I wasn't talking to you.

1427
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,267
Is the man mad?

1428
01:26:18,475 --> 01:26:20,850
Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy.

1429
01:26:21,017 --> 01:26:22,892
No, not an Espace either!

1430
01:26:23,058 --> 01:26:24,600
Daddy happy?

1431
01:26:24,767 --> 01:26:27,600
Yes, Daddy's very happy.
Come on.

1432
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,600
Come on, son, we're going home.

1433
01:26:30,808 --> 01:26:32,058
Not a Kangoo.

1434
01:26:32,850 --> 01:26:36,100
Or a Fiat Punto.
A Punto isn't what I'm asking for!

1435
01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:38,267
40-15.

1436
01:26:49,767 --> 01:26:51,892
Out! Game to Miss Autexier.

1437
01:26:57,892 --> 01:27:01,100
Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger.

1438
01:27:01,267 --> 01:27:02,517
Keep at it!

1439
01:27:03,683 --> 01:27:05,892
Go to the net, attack her backhand.

1440
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:11,975
What?

1441
01:27:13,308 --> 01:27:14,267
Nothing.

1442
01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:16,725
You're teasing me.

1443
01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:18,308
No, on the contrary.

1444
01:27:19,017 --> 01:27:21,808
Just remember,
you sent your dad bowling.

1445
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,183
- Sorry, it was Chloé's idea.
- It was not!

1446
01:27:27,642 --> 01:27:29,225
Miss Han Tran to serve.

1447
01:27:29,392 --> 01:27:33,642
Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point
but it went too far.

1448
01:27:36,142 --> 01:27:37,308
Come here, you.

1449
01:27:37,517 --> 01:27:38,642
Sorry, Dad.

1450
01:27:39,142 --> 01:27:41,142
Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday.

1451
01:27:42,933 --> 01:27:46,142
Yeah... and I'm sorry
for all the other days.

1452
01:27:47,808 --> 01:27:52,058
A lifetime working in human relations
and I don't know my own kids.

1453
01:27:53,350 --> 01:27:55,517
The important things passed me by.

1454
01:27:55,683 --> 01:27:58,058
- Shh!
- Can't you see we're making up?!

1455
01:27:58,225 --> 01:28:00,767
Skip the family therapy
and watch the match!

1456
01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:02,683
Mom, you're never off the phone!

1457
01:28:02,850 --> 01:28:03,850
I'm outta here.

1458
01:28:04,058 --> 01:28:06,600
Is it so hard to be with your family?

1459
01:28:06,767 --> 01:28:07,767
Mine are the same!

1460
01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:09,225
Only we weren't ditched!

1461
01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:11,142
What was that, Stanislas?

1462
01:28:11,308 --> 01:28:13,267
- You've already had two!
- I want three!

1463
01:28:13,475 --> 01:28:17,850
Please! The girls are playing
for a place in the national team!

1464
01:28:18,017 --> 01:28:20,475
Anyone who isn't interested,

1465
01:28:20,642 --> 01:28:22,933
I'll ask you to go home!

1466
01:28:28,225 --> 01:28:30,392
What are you doing?
It isn't over!

1467
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,392
To hell with tennis,
I want some fun too.

1468
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,267
You've always loved tennis!

1469
01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:36,642
No, you have!

1470
01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:41,308
Grab a racket, do a few drop shots
like John Borg, and leave me alone!

1471
01:28:41,475 --> 01:28:42,642
It's Björn Borg!

1472
01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:44,558
Come on, we're leaving too.

1473
01:28:44,767 --> 01:28:46,017
Quiet, please!

1474
01:28:47,892 --> 01:28:50,183
We have a lot to do
before Mom gets back.

1475
01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:52,850
- Already?
- It's gone by so quickly!

1476
01:28:53,058 --> 01:28:54,933
Dad, everyone's laughing at me.

1477
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:56,642
It's the Superman mask.

1478
01:28:59,267 --> 01:29:00,183
Come on!

1479
01:29:27,975 --> 01:29:28,933
Hello!

1480
01:29:43,767 --> 01:29:45,183
Hi, everyone!

1481
01:29:54,517 --> 01:29:55,683
Anyone home?

1482
01:29:55,850 --> 01:29:57,933
Mom, what are you doing here?

1483
01:29:58,100 --> 01:29:59,350
I'm so glad!

1484
01:29:59,517 --> 01:30:00,683
Mom!

1485
01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:01,975
My loves!

1486
01:30:02,892 --> 01:30:04,517
Good to see you.

1487
01:30:04,725 --> 01:30:07,017
- Who have we got here?
- My darling!

1488
01:30:07,517 --> 01:30:08,975
Oh, it's Mom!

1489
01:30:09,808 --> 01:30:11,892
My superhero, you've grown!

1490
01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,142
I love you, Mom!

1491
01:30:13,308 --> 01:30:15,225
And me? What about Dad?

1492
01:30:16,475 --> 01:30:18,058
It's good you're back.

1493
01:30:18,267 --> 01:30:19,933
You forgot I was home today?

1494
01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:24,558
No, I thought it was tomorrow,
or we'd have tidied up.

1495
01:30:24,725 --> 01:30:28,100
- You're all tanned, you look lovely.
- Thank you!

1496
01:30:28,267 --> 01:30:29,808
So it wasn't too tough?

1497
01:30:30,017 --> 01:30:32,517
Tough?
No, we were fine, right?

1498
01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:34,308
- Great, Dad!
- Perfect.

1499
01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:35,267
Wonderful!

1500
01:30:35,433 --> 01:30:36,350
Poop!

1501
01:30:37,142 --> 01:30:38,975
- Chloé!
- Ah, it's my turn.

1502
01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:41,808
I'll help you and read a story.

1503
01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:44,100
I'll take your bag up, Mom.

1504
01:30:45,225 --> 01:30:47,267
And finish your homework.

1505
01:30:47,475 --> 01:30:50,142
- OK, Pa.
- He always needs prompting.

1506
01:30:50,933 --> 01:30:52,475
Are you all on drugs?!

1507
01:30:52,642 --> 01:30:54,642
Why do you say that?

1508
01:30:55,183 --> 01:30:57,183
Everything seems so weird.

1509
01:30:58,850 --> 01:31:01,100
- You didn't have any problems?
- No.

1510
01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:04,558
- You don't even look tired!
- Stop it.

1511
01:31:04,725 --> 01:31:06,725
Sure, it's hard work.

1512
01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:09,850
Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine.

1513
01:31:10,058 --> 01:31:11,183
But I managed.

1514
01:31:11,642 --> 01:31:13,933
It's manageable, as you well know.

1515
01:31:15,683 --> 01:31:16,600
OK.

1516
01:31:17,850 --> 01:31:19,183
And work was OK?

1517
01:31:19,350 --> 01:31:20,725
Shh, no, don't.

1518
01:31:20,933 --> 01:31:24,308
No talking about work, not at home.

1519
01:31:25,558 --> 01:31:30,267
OK... I think I slipped through a gap
in the spatiotemporal continuum.

1520
01:31:32,433 --> 01:31:35,267
Everything's fine,
we have a beautiful family.

1521
01:31:37,475 --> 01:31:39,267
Welcome to your home.

1522
01:31:55,558 --> 01:31:56,933
My loves.

1523
01:31:58,017 --> 01:31:59,850
I missed you so much.

1524
01:32:00,725 --> 01:32:03,267
How I've needed this!

1525
01:32:04,183 --> 01:32:07,517
You want the cape?
With the mask.

1526
01:32:07,683 --> 01:32:09,683
Hey, my superhero.

1527
01:32:15,517 --> 01:32:17,933
OK, there's still work to be done.

1528
01:32:18,142 --> 01:32:20,767
Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts,

1529
01:32:20,975 --> 01:32:23,350
collecting them from parties at 4am.

1530
01:32:23,558 --> 01:32:26,808
One falling in love,
another heartbroken.

1531
01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:30,267
No one knows what tomorrow will bring.

1532
01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:32,975
Am I afraid?

1533
01:32:34,225 --> 01:32:35,683
Of course I am!

1534
01:32:35,892 --> 01:32:38,600
But I'd like to think
for a fleeting moment

1535
01:32:38,808 --> 01:32:41,725
that I'll be up to it,
that <i>we'll</i> be up to it.

1536
01:32:42,142 --> 01:32:45,933
Because we're a beautiful family
and everything will be fine.

1537
01:32:46,350 --> 01:32:48,142
Who are you talking to, Dad?

1538
01:32:48,350 --> 01:32:50,850
Yes, how come
you're talking to yourself?

1539
01:32:51,267 --> 01:32:53,350
It's nothing, don't worry.

1540
01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,350
I've been thinking while I was away.

1541
01:32:57,558 --> 01:32:59,350
I want to be a lawyer again.

1542
01:32:59,558 --> 01:33:00,933
Is it well paid?

1543
01:33:01,142 --> 01:33:02,058
Why do you ask?

1544
01:33:02,267 --> 01:33:04,892
- 'Cause Dad was fired.
- What?!

1545
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:07,183
And you microwaved the hamster.

1546
01:33:07,392 --> 01:33:08,933
He knocked Maria over too.

1547
01:33:09,142 --> 01:33:11,767
- They rolled me in a giant ball!
- Chloe's idea!

1548
01:33:11,975 --> 01:33:15,600
- Maxime threw rocks at the house.
- Because Jojo was drowning!

1549
01:33:15,808 --> 01:33:17,558
- Julia saved us, Dad fired her.
- What?

1550
01:33:17,767 --> 01:33:20,642
Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out
with his phone

1551
01:33:20,850 --> 01:33:22,475
but the washing machine flooded!

1552
01:33:24,267 --> 01:33:27,058
Oh dear, what kind of family are you?

1553
01:33:28,308 --> 01:33:29,350
Bye!

1554
01:33:30,767 --> 01:33:38,350
TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM

1555
01:33:42,822 --> 01:33:47,822
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